OH TIDAK!~
Guess wat peepz??!
Ni citer confirm over da top nye..luper nak blg aritu..i told some of ma fwenz & dey made me feel so much 'better' after dat by laughing their headz off..tanx eghk!~ *gRrrr*
Begini citernye.....
Akcherly kan, mama me tersayang pun pi KL for da new year jugak...
She went wif ma other relativez...it was more of a last minit plan thingy ah...jorangz sengaja nak buat me jeles ar tu...well, it workz!~ ehehe ;p
& of coz, unfortunately, me takleh join lah kan..dah planning ngan memberz dari bulan puase lagik..nanti org kate ape pulak kan..so had to forgo da family trip dis tym ard :(
Anywayz, datz reali not da point..
I came back from Malaysia on Sunday,..jorangz on Monday nite..
Dat Monday nite, i went to werk as per normal lah kan...
When i came home from werk da next morning, know what i saw on ma table??..
Well, there were a couple of thingz on it but ONE particular thing caught ma eyes almost instantly..
There was this small pocket sized book..
Entitled,..
Get this - "Bagaimana Mencari Jodoh"
*BiG SmAcK oN mA fOreHeaD*
Of ALL the thingz she could've bought for me, she actually bought me a book, untok mencarik jodoh okayyyyy..ya ampunnnnn.....
I saw it on ma table and i reali dunoe wat or how to react seh..cam nak nangis pun ade,..nak ketawa pun ade,..nak hentak² kepala kat tembok pun ade!
Well, nolah..itz not dat im pissed or wat lah..but seriously, itz kinda ridiculous jugak seh..of all things?..y seh?..desperate nah ke aku ni?..yg penting, TAK LAKU ke aku ni???..mama takot sgt ke anak dara dia ni tak bersuami..to d extent of buying me dis???..aiyoiii.. *ShAkE HeAd*
Entahlah..jgn sampai one day, she comes up to me, ckp ade org nak masok minang sua..u noe, like match make and stuff..chuuuber egh!~
Some of ma frenz said itz ridiculous lah..ma mum wouldn't do dat to me..tapi seriously, u haf to expect d unexpected seh when dis kinda thingz happen..i mean, who'd haf ever thot she'd buy me dat???..
I dunoe if im being paranoid or wat lah but seriously, cannot help it seh..maybe im taking it too seriously..maybe im juz over-reacting..maybe maybe maybe! oh tidakkk..daku stress baaanget!~
Ok enuff of da jodoh crap..
Another thing she bought for me,..
Over da fone, mama told me dat she got me da pink hp housing i've been wanting for a very long tym..da reason y i used 'very long tym' here is coz it'll actuali cost me 60 bux to get them..original ones dat is..so tunda nye tunda, sampai skarang tak belik²..in fact, dah tahun baru pongz..haiyahhh..
Ok movin' on,..
I asked her if it was indeed original..she confidently said yes it is..den i tanye ar whether it cost alot..she said no lah..tak mahal lah..so i was pretty psyched up about dat ar..
Nak tahu aper?..
When i saw the real thing,..they're pink alright..& yeah,..they're 'original' alright..
Well, imagine dis - pink housing packed in a normal plastic with the word, 'ORIGINAL'..tak ker original tu.....
Osh kosh b'goshhh..mama mama.. *ShaKe HeAd*
I finali asked her how much she bought it for..sepuloh ringgit..
Den i asked nape tak bilang?..dgn muka yg teramat selambenye,..she said coz she noes i wouldn't like it..aiyoiii.....nak mengamok pun tak sampai hati..
Well, itz da thot dat counts lah kan..so i gunakan jugaklah benda tu..tapi seperti yg dijangkakan, da thing is bloody worthless & a waste of money..be it stakat empat dollarz jek..wen i changed ma housing, da hearing was so terrible, i could hardly hear wat d other person on d other end of da fone is saying!..darah upz jek..i tink sumthing wrong sumwhere ar..haiyahhh..see, wif money there cumz a price alright..datz y i dun mind splurging more for quality..aiyahhh..wasted united..
Dah tu jeklah me nak citerkan pasal mama kusyg..
Arhhh..enjoy²!~
Guess wat peepz??!
Ni citer confirm over da top nye..luper nak blg aritu..i told some of ma fwenz & dey made me feel so much 'better' after dat by laughing their headz off..tanx eghk!~ *gRrrr*
Begini citernye.....
Akcherly kan, mama me tersayang pun pi KL for da new year jugak...
She went wif ma other relativez...it was more of a last minit plan thingy ah...jorangz sengaja nak buat me jeles ar tu...well, it workz!~ ehehe ;p
& of coz, unfortunately, me takleh join lah kan..dah planning ngan memberz dari bulan puase lagik..nanti org kate ape pulak kan..so had to forgo da family trip dis tym ard :(
Anywayz, datz reali not da point..
I came back from Malaysia on Sunday,..jorangz on Monday nite..
Dat Monday nite, i went to werk as per normal lah kan...
When i came home from werk da next morning, know what i saw on ma table??..
Well, there were a couple of thingz on it but ONE particular thing caught ma eyes almost instantly..
There was this small pocket sized book..
Entitled,..
Get this - "Bagaimana Mencari Jodoh"
*BiG SmAcK oN mA fOreHeaD*
Of ALL the thingz she could've bought for me, she actually bought me a book, untok mencarik jodoh okayyyyy..ya ampunnnnn.....
I saw it on ma table and i reali dunoe wat or how to react seh..cam nak nangis pun ade,..nak ketawa pun ade,..nak hentak² kepala kat tembok pun ade!
Well, nolah..itz not dat im pissed or wat lah..but seriously, itz kinda ridiculous jugak seh..of all things?..y seh?..desperate nah ke aku ni?..yg penting, TAK LAKU ke aku ni???..mama takot sgt ke anak dara dia ni tak bersuami..to d extent of buying me dis???..aiyoiii.. *ShAkE HeAd*
Entahlah..jgn sampai one day, she comes up to me, ckp ade org nak masok minang sua..u noe, like match make and stuff..chuuuber egh!~
Some of ma frenz said itz ridiculous lah..ma mum wouldn't do dat to me..tapi seriously, u haf to expect d unexpected seh when dis kinda thingz happen..i mean, who'd haf ever thot she'd buy me dat???..
I dunoe if im being paranoid or wat lah but seriously, cannot help it seh..maybe im taking it too seriously..maybe im juz over-reacting..maybe maybe maybe! oh tidakkk..daku stress baaanget!~
Ok enuff of da jodoh crap..
Another thing she bought for me,..
Over da fone, mama told me dat she got me da pink hp housing i've been wanting for a very long tym..da reason y i used 'very long tym' here is coz it'll actuali cost me 60 bux to get them..original ones dat is..so tunda nye tunda, sampai skarang tak belik²..in fact, dah tahun baru pongz..haiyahhh..
Ok movin' on,..
I asked her if it was indeed original..she confidently said yes it is..den i tanye ar whether it cost alot..she said no lah..tak mahal lah..so i was pretty psyched up about dat ar..
Nak tahu aper?..
When i saw the real thing,..they're pink alright..& yeah,..they're 'original' alright..
Well, imagine dis - pink housing packed in a normal plastic with the word, 'ORIGINAL'..tak ker original tu.....
Osh kosh b'goshhh..mama mama.. *ShaKe HeAd*
I finali asked her how much she bought it for..sepuloh ringgit..
Den i asked nape tak bilang?..dgn muka yg teramat selambenye,..she said coz she noes i wouldn't like it..aiyoiii.....nak mengamok pun tak sampai hati..
Well, itz da thot dat counts lah kan..so i gunakan jugaklah benda tu..tapi seperti yg dijangkakan, da thing is bloody worthless & a waste of money..be it stakat empat dollarz jek..wen i changed ma housing, da hearing was so terrible, i could hardly hear wat d other person on d other end of da fone is saying!..darah upz jek..i tink sumthing wrong sumwhere ar..haiyahhh..see, wif money there cumz a price alright..datz y i dun mind splurging more for quality..aiyahhh..wasted united..
Dah tu jeklah me nak citerkan pasal mama kusyg..
Arhhh..enjoy²!~
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